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Mommy Kissing Wide

Wrote · Writer · 1:00 · 2025

Written with Brandon Puett · Directed by Kent

The song came first. Everyone already knows what happens in I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, so the only real decision was what she is doing instead, and then whether we were willing to commit to it.

Tongue in cheek is the house voice for King Palm content spots. This one held nothing back. Santa pulls up for the annual visit and ends up sharing a smoke with the boys' mom, and the whole thing is narrated by two kids who cannot look away. Holy smokes, Santa's actually chill. You're gonna be on the naughty list. You have no idea.

The button is the part I like. At forty four seconds the kids talk themselves out of it in real time. We should definitely stop watching this. Yeah, we should. Why are we watching this. I don't know. It hands the audience the exact thought they were already having and lets them off the hook for enjoying it.

The brand arrives with six seconds left and asks for nothing. Enjoy the holidays your way.